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1
Q

Iain speaks frantically into the phone, ‘My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart.’

‘Is this her first child?’ the doctor queries.

A

‘No, you idiot.’ Iain shouts. ‘This is her husband.’

2
Q

What is the difference between God and a neurosurgeon?

A

God Doesn’t think he’s a neurosurgeon

3
Q

Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?

A

So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills!!!!

4
Q

There were five in the bed, and the little one said -

A

“These NHS cuts are getting a bit much.”

5
Q

Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol.”

A

Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober.”

6
Q

Ok, now I’ve made you read through that, here is the one and only L.O. for this session

A

Give examples of good practice in communicating well with patients in situations where there might be barriers