Why did you open this?
Because you cannot read
Why did you open this?
Because you are bored
Why did you open this?
Because you’re not revising, get back to work
Why did you open this?
Because of your rebellious streak
Why did you open this?
…
Why did you open this?
Because you were curious
Why did you open this?
Those helicopters
Why did you open this?
Ed Balls
Why did you open this?
Because you are a horse
Why did you open this?
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
Who made this deck?
Me.